Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Chinese philosophy...

Ah... this is really so true...

Came across upon in a forum.. quite true to a certain extent...

The irony of life~

As what my friend, ET2 would say... Confusion said:

沒 錢的時候,養豬;
有 錢的時候,養狗。
When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.

沒 錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有 錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

沒 錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有 錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.

沒 錢的時候,想 結婚;
有 錢的時候,想 離婚。
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

沒 錢的時候,老 婆兼秘書;
有 錢的時候,秘 書兼老婆。
When without money, wife cums secretary;
When have money, secretary cums wife.

沒 錢的時候,假 裝有錢;
有 錢的時候,假 裝沒錢。
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

人 啊, 都不講實話:
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:

說 股票是毒品,都在玩;
說 金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

說 美女是禍水,都想要;
說 高處不勝寒,都在爬;
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

說 煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說 天堂最美好,都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.

鄉 下早晨雞叫人,
城 裡晚 上人叫雞;
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.

舊 社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新 社會演員賣身不賣藝。
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

人 生是什麼?
What is life about?

1 歲 時出場亮相
At one, YOU are the top priority

10 歲 時功課至上
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20 歲 時春心盪漾
At twenty, getting dates is the top priority

30 歲 時職場對抗
At thirty, a good career is top priority

40 歲 時身材發胖
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50 歲 時打打麻將
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority

60 歲 時老當益壯
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70 歲 時 常 常 健 忘
At seventy, remembering something is top priority

80 歲 時搖搖晃晃
At eighty, moving around is top priority

90 歲 時迷失方向
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100 歲 時掛在牆上
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

祝 大家愉快,好好做人!
Wishing you all happiness! Be good!

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